Journey to the Center of the Girth

So your Freud thing got me thinking so I googled Trump’s mother because I forgot she looks like New Wave Barbara Bush and OMG DOES HIS OLDER SISTER REMIND YOU OF ANYBODY?? What the hell went on in that house??

I keep wondering if Daniels has decided that Trump can’t really do anything if she talks. They can’t come after her for breaking the deal without first admitting there was a deal, and thus there actually was an affair, both things that the White House has strenuously denied.

You’ll lose your job over that comment some day.

My favorite poop story is the one about the Vikings shitting the bed last Sunday.

This is what you get from fan feedback:

Long-time lurker. Also a geophysicist that specializes in earthquake mechanics. Can confirm this is nbd.

Sometimes it’s like trying to soften butter in the microwave - nope, nope, nope, nope, puddle, dammit!

I feel like Newton had a thought or two on the subject ;)

What you should take from this is not that “women lie”, but that process is important. In today’s climate, virtually no defense of an accusation is seen as credible because “I believe the women.”. I’m not quibbling with the reality that most allegations are true. What I disagree with is the prevailing wisdom that no…

Yep. I lived the dream last year. Party hosted by an Italian guy with a Vietnamese wife who has the most well stocked non-commercial bar I’ve ever seen.

Dahmer was 17-2. You forgot about his match with Christopher Scarver.

Minnesota was the guy in a threadbare t-shirt with too much money on the table who definitely needs this win a little too much to feel comfortable watching the outcome.

I’m convinced that a clean shave and a tucked-in shirt makes you like 80% less likely to be hassled by TSA.

“(White men, we’re looking at you.)”

I’m sorry, but if someone is “humiliated” by being offered a seat on public transportation, that’s their problem, not the problem of the person offering. What is there to be humiliated about?

Look at person.

It honestly irks me more when grown adults need to point out every typo you make as though that makes them intellectually superior. If I had the choice to purge the internet’s typos or the people that use them as an excuse to derail discussion, I’m going to choose purging the assholes every single time.

Where anti-gay violence only goes up when you remove the biggest instance of anti-gay violence from the previous year. It’s a ludicrous premise.