Im not denying philly fans are cruel and awful, but the narrative that fans of every football team are not just as bad is bullshit. I was at the rams game when wentz tore his leg and our Super Bowl hopes along with it. You know how rams fans handled this loss? They chanted ACL as we exited the stadium. A lot of them.…

The entire passport system is so stupid and antiquated I can’t believe it exists in 2017. In our area there’s literally three places to get a passport (there was a forth that closed last year). All of the offices are basically in post offices and staffed only part time (or on call) by postal workers who seem to hate…

Leave it to the Law of Unintended Consequences to leave a sugar that is in everything because high fructose corn syrup got run out of town on a tanker train as the culprit behind something even worse.

Really wasn’t anything rude about that comment. This whole article was just to say “tip more” and was therefore not the best read. No need to take it personally.

Jacqueline Kent Fight either.

The handle will not make you smell like gas. There is no gas on the handle. The gas comes out of the nozzle. Do not touch the nozzle. Do not point the nozzle at yourself. Do not taunt the nozzle.

That is a quarantine isle with one inhabitant. I do not like this island.

I’m 34 and can count the number of times I left a gas station smelling like gas on one hand. You should be ashamed that you cannot physically pump gas without slopping it all over yourself. Are you able to handle other liquids? Are soups verboten? Do you request a straw with your beer?

This Silicon Valley titan is rumored to be very interested in these stickers...

Scottish football will look back on this as a watershed moment. After all, hindsight is 20/0.

AMD’s new servers just became REALLY fucking attractive.

In case anyone’s wondering about the technical details of this that we can piece together from Intel’s grudging admissions... This is very non-technical, forgive me if I skip over some details that make you froth. And of course I only know what’s leaked, so hard specifics are in short supply, but I think this is…

Given the number of exploits revealed when Snowden left, likely most countries were aware of this.

I bet his favourite Martin Scorsese film is “Goodfellows.”

It’s such an ignorant analogy, I hardly know where to start making fun of it. I guess with — if Hollywood devoted the same level of resources and skill to exploring the foreign markets they hope to exploit as the energy companies do to shale plays, they’d make better movies and more money.

I don’t think the launch vehicle has been selected for either of these, NASA may very well put the launch up for bid. But BFR isn’t ready yet, so they’re not going to plan a mission around that yet.

Can we talk about how in the hell the Miami Marlins were sold for $1.2 billion? The new stadium is nice but that means little if they can’t fill it, and that includes luxury boxes. The main source of income is local TV and Miami’s deal is easily the worst in the league. It comes up for renewal in 2020 and they…

Yea, and by then their underwater stadiums will be packed. Stuffed to the gills, if you will.

Ha like there’ll be a Florida in 2543

It’s grapefruit!