I’m also not sure they’re totally wrong in this instance. A $5 billion (sure to be $7.5 when actually built) light rail system is going to have to pay for itself over 30+ years. While driverless cars aren’t imminent, they’re close enough that they will seriously eat into the ridership and ticket sales necessary to…

I’m thinking about bidding on 5,134 used ammo cans.

Yes. It gives me something to look forward to—his catastrophic back injury.

Who else has state waffles

I see a few of these

Streamlined ‘30s locomotive?

Three words: Get a dog

Most fruits are quite a bit more than “just sugar.” It’s also believed that the combination of sugar and fiber (which is inherent in fruits) is much less bad for you than straight sugars with no fiber.

To say nothing of also being the Obama “sport.”

A major course? I played TPC Louisiana when it was set up for the Zurich Open. It is a course that the pros absolutely demolish. But if you were not in the fairway, you were proper fucked. And the greens there (which are probably an order of magnitude slower than Saturday Shinnecock) were outrageously fast.

You better tell that to all the brothers who golf with me at our local, cheap, Doak-designed muni.

That said, I’m not expecting Amtrak to start running on time.

I don’t know about scaphism, but I certainly wouldn’t shed a tear if he (or his master) had a massive stroke and could do nothing but lie in bed and drool and shit himself for the rest of his natural life—bringing much displeasure to not only himself but to the people around him who have enabled him for so long.

For what’s it’s worth, I know a British illegal immigrant who recently got rounded up and sent home, so it isn’t 100% Central Americans. 98.32%? I’ll allow it.

I didn’t want to be the guy to post this, but I thought I owed it to you:

That’s why it’s called Commerce Shitty

Hey, Colorado voted for Hillary. Plus, legal weed is driving Session crazy.

Typically, in that situation if you tell them that you don’t want to “return” you want to “exchange” it they’ll allow it.

I would think that self-awareness (and especially how that translates into one’s public persona for a celebrity) is probably fairly highly correlated with intelligence, but you’re also right in a more general sense.

NPH is a guy who plays make-believe and dress-up for a living—reading and speaking the words that were created for him by the creative people. I’d advise most people to remember that when thinking about celebrities. He’s just as likely to have an IQ under 100 as he is to have one over 100.