Maybe, just maybe, it might be attributable to the fact that many FBI agents and LEOs weren’t particularly competent to begin with.

Here is where I drop in the old saw/famous saying, “A decent prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich.”

I shit you not that one time Rick Reilly showed up at my company Christmas party and proceeded to hit on the piano player for about an hour. He had no known connection to anyone at the company and was a bit of a douche to anyone who tried to talk to him. So there’s that.

I thought they said Aurora (Colorado) which is a blue-collar suburb of Denver. And it might have made some sense since he talked about his friends owning a weed dispensary.

They were also the deciding vote in foreclosing on the Sandicot bonds and taking all of the town’s assets. So there’s that too.

Given the circumstances, it’s not impossible to believe that they might have done it. There’s an awful lot of bad lawyers and legal advice in this world.

It’s certainly standard operating procedure for any court-appointed attorney. For a lower level private pay attorney, it might also be SOP. In order to fight, you have to have a good bit of money. I don’t know if his family did or didn’t, but I don’t see it as being that unlikely that they believed the criminal file…

And coincidentally, “Eats Shoots and Leaves” might be doubly applicable here.

Hey dipshit, maybe you take a second to understand that a) this is not the State of Illinois and b) it probably accounts for 1% of the population of the State of Illinois.

I’m sure that you could very easily create a Fleshlight that could be attached to an AR via the Picatinny rail. Just for yucks I decided to do a quick Google search. The internet has already beaten me to it (or at least something very similar). Damn you internet.

Fun fact: Except for a surprisingly few places, glass is almost never recycled. They crush it and sprinkle it on top of layers so it is “recycled” into a “landfill barrier product.”

To be clear, there are (theoretical) ways to scrub the emissions, but I wouldn’t necessarily count on them either, and I agree that the cooling water request makes this a non-starter. The thing that is almost always true about these types of plants in particular is that they never meet their engineering specs. They…

Bad example since even the exhaustively-planned, 1000 miles-away from anybody nuclear disposal sites get shitcanned by government over theoretical NIMBYism.

King will continue to write his MMQB column at NBC.

The key is to concentrate on the word “added” and not on the word “sugar.”

Brown sugar is about 2% water, does it get a pass in labeling?

Or does he take “not taking yourself too seriously” too seriously? hmmm.

Of course, when Styx did this same thing and called it Mr. Roboto, we identified it as self-indulgent horseshit.

Oh fuck off. I read “The Cider House Rules.” I know that there’s a long tradition of abortionists in Maine with their skills being handed down from generation to generation. You don’t need none of them fancy Kennebunk Planned Parenthoods.

Vagina dentata FTW.