In Denver fans’ defense, it was 35 degrees out and had only just stopped snowing.

The pits actually don’t bother me as much as the lack of eyebrow discipline. Then again, Anthony Davis bothers me as well, so I like to think it’s not a sexist standard.

Everyone knows that it’s ballerinx now.

Totally untrue. In Little League (and its analogs) and High School, the best pitcher is still often the best hitter. It’s really not until college and the minor leagues that they start diverging. I think with Sabrmetrics, you’ll start to see more and more emphasis on NL pitchers being competent hitters and maybe even…

My 2007 Expedition had that too.

So you’re going to pay the kicker at Western Kentucky? You’re going to pay the third girl off the bench at Coppin State? Those programs can’t afford that. There may be 10 women’s college sports teams that could afford to pay their players. There may be 100 mens teams (football and basketball combined). The other ones…

Imagine the utter shit show—especially on Deadspin and Jezebel—when only the male athletes are getting paid. Similarly, I want someone to tell me how it’s going to work within the framework of Title IX—and not only as relates to the direct payments. When they’re paying football and basketball players, other sports…

Plus it’ll cure their zits. The growing boobs may be an unfortunate side effect, though.

Just wait until the Chinese and Indians catch up:

That is, no bullshit, a great show idea. I would absolutely watch.

I think I’m the only one here who is ambivalent about Alton Brown. He’s fine in small doses, but he’s certainly contributed (and continues to contribute) to the extreme dumbing down of the Food Network from a channel where you could reliably learn something to an endless stream of stupid game shows that just happen to…

Maybe his wife is 80 years old? I know my grandmother used to call them “taco” chips. They went well with a little Frito Lay canned bean dip and canned picante sauce.

I’m getting to be an old, so I can’t support that (to say nothing of the fact that I’m blazingly fast on the self checkout). How about a lane for people who write checks? Holy shit ma’am. It’s 2018. Get yourself a debit card.

Little known fact, Kars-4-Kids gets one star from Charity Navigator. It’s a orthodox Jewish, Zionist organization (no judgment, that’s just what it is). I wonder how many people donate a car to them without doing any research whatsoever? It’s probably a lot.

Siri and her progeny say, “We won’t need typists anymore. Go get your gun meatsack.”

A pint’s a pound the world round—motherfucker.

Get a dog. Problem solved.

“I tried to bring you something new as well as a refund of your money, but you wouldn’t answer the door or the phone.”

A lot of times it wouldn’t be the sign per se, but rather where the catcher is set up (i.e. outside or inside). He can relay that to the batter through the position of his hand on his knee or some such signal.

Yes. I believe it’s even part of the Un-unwritten Rulebook.