Yes, medieval heraldry was invented by the Rastas. You dipshit.

The Slytherin one is just full of Johnnie Walker Blue and Pol Roger. They’re old money.

Colorado is about to have the “great weed crash of 2019.” There is so much extra supply that prices are coming down precipitously. Much of the extra supply is trying to be worked off illegally (i.e. sold outside the state). With even some modicum of crackdown on out of state distribution, the black market, and then…

That’s certainly nice, but I’m waiting until they come out with the plush Spiro Agnew for my 1968 collection.

truer words were never writ

That is some grade A edginess. You are hard fucking core. Whew.

Probably that guy’s beard. Even if that thing was rubbing you the right way, it’d still itch like a motherfucker.

If you’ve never seen the first couple episodes of the first season of Fixer Upper, you have to watch them just to see how sedate Chip was—like he had gulped a half dozen Xanax.

So would Big Tex

For what it’s worth, middle aged black guys love playing golf. They may not travel to the Masters, but they’re some of the most passionate golfers that I encounter. They’re not afraid to spend a lot of money on it either.

Let’s agree that the ball moving toward you at 100mph cancels out any (supposed) precision requirements.

Nobody makes the RPN style HPs anymore.

Love you “free labor” guys. Just one time I want to see a thought-through proposal for how we’ll actually institute a system to pay players within the confines of college athletics.

It’s a fine story, I guess. But it wasn’t “stop-everything-until-you-read-this” great.

Supposedly the criterion is “is it spreadable.” If it is, they call it “liquid-like.”

You need to get TSA Pre.

Not entirely true. TSA in Denver isn’t looking for weed (and other cannabis products), but if they find it they will tell you to throw it away (since it’s not legal federally and they are FEDERAL law enforcement).

Supposedly some cheese has the exact same density as some plastic explosives.

I can vouch for virtually anything made by Anker. Their lightning cables and chargers all work well and work all the time. I think that they’re the only third party brand that I’ve never had problems with. You only get a slight break off of Apple prices on their cables, but they also last longer than the stock Apple…

Yup. An eighth seed Nuggets team is no worry for anyone.