Don’t worry, buddy, even if your one of your arms is occupied on the sideline with a crutch, we’ve still employed the latest technology to help you do your job.

As a compromise, Mark Davis has proposed a cost cutting measure for the new stadium in the form of a cheaper dome.

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

Yeah, but where would Arlington be without the Rangers. All they would have is that fancy military cemetery.

Cool. I tuned into TSN Radio for the news and reaction, but they just had Jeff O’Neill farting into a microphone.

I swear I’ve actually done three of those, although two of them are really just the same janitorial job.

“JFK-neat”

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

The Adams Family ended

Why not just get Pullman Lynch instead? It’s not like anyone can even keep straight which is which.

The chinaman is not the issue here, dude! Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature... asian-american, please.

Measuring yourself against Earth’s dumbest creatures and being found wanting is terrible.