Sources say he wasn't swept up by the optimism for the service.

I wish I had a camp.

Ma’am, if you want to pray, go to church .

Good for her! Has anyone started a crowdfunding site to support what she’s doing/help pay for any needed legal defense?

Platini is just as bad. He voted for the Qatar World Cup bid after his son was named CEO of a Qatari government-owned company.

Congressman Bill Shuster, a Pennsylvania Republic who chairs the House Committee on Transportation,

They’re schedules are so tight, what with the 100-something days a year that they work and everything.

No, they massively impacted their chances. If the 76ers had pursued a normal rebuilding strategy two years ago and signed real basketball players, they could probably be in the playoffs right now. Tanking cost their fans 20 plus wins, as well as at least four playoff games.

While they share some similarities, these are fundamentally different issues. The general problem I (I’m not going to speak for all of Deadspin here, though obviously a number of writers have similar feelings) have with what the 76ers are doing is mostly twofold:

Roger Goodell: “Wait for it...”

I don’t think they do ‘ethnic’ food

“I can no longer be objective about this issue because you don’t like me.” That makes no sense at all. Either be a professional or GTFO.

This election isn’t even that bad. By this time two elections ago, they were accusing Obama of supporting terrorism due to name confusion.

Clinton Bypassed Centrist Taco Bell for Liberal Favorite Chipotle

Hillary Clinton courting the very important “Fighting_Polish” vote with this shameless Chipotle pandering and tbh it’s working.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Oh, man. This totally reminds me of when Mary Magdalene found the empty tomb of Christ, and went to the other disciples, and was all, like, “ewwww, dead guy stuff, you guys touch it.”

Talking, suit wearing tiger. Let’s not sell him short.

If only her son could be as proud of the things that went between his legs.