I was there, sitting on the pit road wall when Geoff Bodine nailed that 197mph lap. The record will surely fall with the fresh pavement next March.

The car is incredibly safe as well. My ex wife had one brand new in 2010 and got t-boned by a garbage truck on the driver’s side. Only thing that happened to her was her glasses were slightly bent.

Now as then, the funniest part of this add is the notion that an FCA product would make it past their warranty period, let along through an apocalypse.

Ford made a bulky-ass wagon with the same overall shape as a 240 and you’re wondering why we like them?

Do you know where you are?

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

Too long have we Americans had to cower in fear at every stoplight or pull out. There was always a Mustang waiting at every intersection, moments away from powersliding into us.

Wrong way. The horse keeps hitting humans.

It’s the same way with the Camaro - all the BS about ‘you can’t see out of it’ that the media craps out does affect sales.

WE ONLY DRIVE CARS IN SPORT MODE

After years of the Air Force trouncing Navy Superhornets in mock combat, A navy prank finally gets even.

We’ve been given worse.

Agreed. The driver surely had some help from computers, but the average, non-nurburgring-driving driver, would’ve just stood on the brakes and prayed.

Too many replies here going “Meh, it was just the car doing it. Driver sucks for letting it happen... blahblahblahblah I could do better.”

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding? I’d lay solid odds (and low money because I’m broke) that most people would’ve lost their shit right here. Electronics helping or otherwise.

As a nurse I find your definition of gross humorous. That's nothing. This one time while doing a dressing change - ugh - never mind.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

All that juice should have no problem getting to the pavement with the Sport’s standard all-wheel-drive.

Come on, there’s not a single bit of innocent bystander smeared across the hood…

All vehicles look better with big round rally lights in front.

Congraduleetions, Mistah HemmerhedFistPawnch on your COTD!