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Samesies! I’ve got a belly no matter what so I’d rather it be contained in my pants than hanging over the top of my jeans.

Pfffft. I own a few Equipment blouses, and bought each of them for less than 20 bucks on ebay, brand new.

Here’s my anecdote: I grew up with a lot of old money boarding school types, and tbh I can’t imagine any of them being caught dead in this shit. The people I know who do wear Lilly Pulitzer are (white) southerners.

When the hell did “selfie” become a thing again? I remember everyone using that word in high school when camera phones had just come out and taking selfies for myspace was considered really cool.

Forreal. She’s def too bland for this dress!

Producer 1: I wanna make this movie with a hot girl dressed up in different outfits from different decades but I can’t figure out how without making her character old and gross. What to do?

Right?! I’d wager that Alexander Wang made just as much if not more $$ on his heinous H&M collection than his actual high end collection that same season. (I would actually love to see the data on this, regardless of whether I’m right or wrong)

Aw, thanks, Rand! That gave me all the assurance I needed that everything is a-okay.

Well, yeah, if said twitter user was trying to make a case for a Lilly Pulitzer dress being a veblen good then she sure was on track.

White people in the south. My Facebook friends are a mix of NY(where I went to college) and North Carolina(where I lived before that) and my news feed is a hilarious split of people obsessed with the Lilly Pulitzer collaboration and people making fun of it.

I love when people act as though Lilly Pulitzer is some high fashion legacy. Also I LOVE the amazing demand analysis someone wrote about value falling=demand falling. Which means nothing. Unless she was referring to price, and in that case price falling=demand rising but whatever.

Was just reading this to my mom as we wondered who the hell would wait in line for this collection. Totes forgot the obvious answer!

All of my friends in NY are partying with Jessica Williams in brooklyn tonight and posting photos of them all having fun on social media and I’m over here in CA being SUPER JEALOUS. *sigh* I didn’t realize that getting drunk with Jessica Williams was such a large life goal of mine, but it totally is.

Once I was walking home from a bar with my friend late at night in the East Village. A gross old man(OF COURSE) was hanging out on the sidewalk as we walked past and said, “Ehhhehehe I’d like a piece of that!”

Jail aint nothin but a place!

So racism wasn’t a concern and twitter was “fresh” two years ago?

Good lord that is one ugly, expensive ring.

Ahh! You totally did. I didn’t mean to steal it from you! I must have thought it was so funny because it was my first thought when I saw this promo.

PLEASE let this be a reveal of his newest toy helicopter!