I really want to read that 19th-century eyeball-popping story from the New York Times.

Algae bloom!

If you didn't read the article, why are you critiquing it? That's so dumb.

"MAVEN will utilize its suite of eight scientific sensors—including a Magnetometer, Imaging Ultraviolet Spectrometer, and Solar Wind Ion Analyzer"

it's unfortunate that we don't have Internet security right now or the laws in place to protect people from pirating that stuff

nothing. You're covered by the warranty.

These are not the prices for people who purchased Apple Care Plus. These are prices for accidental damage without the extra warranty. Pretty reasonable.

Does this mean we're saved from another brutal winter.

Most adults who are turning 30 now probably read it in high school anyway, so they've already been Saved.

But what I'm saying is that most people don't comment when the vast majority of movies (especially movies with heroes) announce all-male casts for the lead roles. When an all-woman cast is announced, it's suddenly "not choosing the best person for the role"? Where was that complaint for the first Ghostbusters, which…

Why is it assumed, when an all-white male cast is announced, that they were cast because they were the best for the roles, whereas it is assumed when an all-female cast is announced that the producers are pandering? The fact that you're (apparently) unable to see the hypocrisy of your comment just shows that power and…

How is it remotely trendy to replace men with women in leading roles? It's happened, what...twice that I can think of in the past year? Thor and this? But I guess that for you, that supersedes decades of men being chosen over women for these kinds of roles? Your bias is so obvious and pathetic.

Yeah, but why do we always pull from the arbitrarily small pool of male actors? You're hurting your own argument. Using your logic, there's a vast amount of untapped comedic talent in one half of the population that rarely gets comedic leading roles.

Yes, you've entered the incredibly simplistic black and white world of the man-baby trolls.

So this is a picture of your face? It creates an emoji out of your expression? Kind of cool I guess, but mostly a gimmick. Same idea as "Digital Touch" where you can tap on your love one's wrist from miles away. After a while it would probably just get annoying. Kind of cool though, in a gimmicky way.

You do.

Have you seen the iPod touch?

......Go on?

That was really upsetting. I found myself feeling... violent as I was listening to it.

Shhhhhhhhh.