“Even Michael Burry, GameStop’s original booster, called the stocks recent exploits “unnatural, insane, and dangerous.””

Happenstance is different than active planning. Your friend of a friend’s friend didn’t plan on getting the shot, they just happened to be there at the right time and if they didn’t get the shot it probably would have gone to waste. Better somebody get it rather than it being trashed. There’s no moral question there.…

With enough small traders rallied to its cause, WallStreetBets can create its own stock market reality, at least for a little while.

‘Memba back in the day when AMC was trying not do die and they would dig into their parts bins and slap together new cars out of stuff they had lying around?

Photo, video, audio recordings are authentic and tied to a real but now expired experiences. It is not the same as having a “living” conversation with a chatbot. That is not therapeutically ethical for reasons I already said. Want the super simple version: Lucy Liu Bot.

...tell me more about this cat.

Unless the car thief is also a herpetophile. Then you just lost your car and your snake. 

The Jalopnik game was shelved for 2 reasons:

It’ll be hard to spot the Antifas disguised as MAGAts. The only way to do it will be through stealth. They’ll need some MAGAts disguised as Antifas disguised as MAGAts.

I mostly played wide receiver. Defensive back on defense, but I mostly played offense. I think I caught all of 10 passes (in a fairly modern, pass-heavy offense for 1999-2000 high school football) on varsity; our best receiver was a 5* recruit and the No. 3-ranked receiver in the nation, so...yeah, your boy here didn’t…

“You Can No Longer Watch Full-Length Formula One Races On Pornhub”

Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Republicans on Twitter. So let’s get to taking out their accounts, one by one. @realDonaldTrump. From what I can gather, he commands the MAGA Trolls from a golf cart just outside of Mar-A-Lago. He’s well protected, but with the right team, we can punch…

That airship looks very familiar.

do you believe it can fly ? I don’t ^^

This is always the kind of thing that scares me. Not being banned for selling something like that — it seems like a stupid idea no matter which way you look at it. But the amount of control these companies have over your games is ridiculous, and you never quite know when you’re doing something you may get banned…

This is easy: don’t talk to them. Same answer for those who think the pandemic is a hoax or not as serious as it is. Just write them off your list of people to ever have another conversation with ever again.

I too like to power brake everywhere I go, and yes, my transmission and diff really hate me, why do you ask? 

especially since literally everywhere BUT congress has been fine so far. honestly, the only difference between a mall and congress is that people work in malls.

Wait. Porsche sells exceptionally powerful, near-race- cars, to a public that has little to no training or experience in how to handle them safely. And, consequently we’re seeing very wealthy types driving these things to their ultimate demise?