“Our current dummy is a 20-year-old from British Colombia, who was sleeping and speeding”

If you write something nice about Rich Energy, they will send you a case of their product.

If you crash in those exact coordinates the screen turns blue

He'll be busy for the next month driving around Europe in a quarter million mile diesel K car minivan, I don't know how much shit he could fit on one dinner plate

“My City Is Upset And Told Me To Get Rid Of My 4,000 Hyundais In 2 Weeks!”

He won’t care, these aren’t Jeeps.

We don’t have points but when we see a car coming we invite it to hit us. Its actually a gift

but im good with spiders and terrified of floating blobs ever since i was attacked by that lava lamp.

Huracan relief.

This works fine in single car qualifying but tough during the race

That’s it!

Tired of boiling water every day? Boil a week’s worth and freeze the rest for convenient use later!

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

It’s unfortunately a very tangled chicken-and-egg problem with hiring African Americans in the tech sector right now. They are disproportionately underrepresented, even in companies that are racially diverse, and the reasons for it are convoluted. It’s a good example of how racism can have wide-spreading effects that…

Regarding them not focusing on the female version of the character. Kassandra was the cannon character for the story, apparently. Odds are in this case, the male version of this character will be the main cannon version. It really won’t matter either way, but they still need to sort out the cannon for books, and…

David Tracy could put all 4 together into one and drive it to Moab next year. Keep Jalopnik going.

Hell, even if it was a real gun, she’s a Storm Trooper, it’s not like she would have hit anything.

In the Deep South anyone from above the Mason-Dixon Line is a Yankee, I’m from the Midwest but here I am a Yankee, and since I live here I am a Damned one to boot.

Darn. If only there was a way to watch it without being physically present. Like, dunno, some clever device that would beam views of the field through the air in some fashion.