We don’t have points but when we see a car coming we invite it to hit us. Its actually a gift

but im good with spiders and terrified of floating blobs ever since i was attacked by that lava lamp.

Huracan relief.

This works fine in single car qualifying but tough during the race

That’s it!

Tired of boiling water every day? Boil a week’s worth and freeze the rest for convenient use later!

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

It’s unfortunately a very tangled chicken-and-egg problem with hiring African Americans in the tech sector right now. They are disproportionately underrepresented, even in companies that are racially diverse, and the reasons for it are convoluted. It’s a good example of how racism can have wide-spreading effects that…

Regarding them not focusing on the female version of the character. Kassandra was the cannon character for the story, apparently. Odds are in this case, the male version of this character will be the main cannon version. It really won’t matter either way, but they still need to sort out the cannon for books, and…

And the stats could also include orders initiated from department stores like Walmart that remain open and continue to sell Elaine Thompson.

David Tracy could put all 4 together into one and drive it to Moab next year. Keep Jalopnik going.

Hell, even if it was a real gun, she’s a Storm Trooper, it’s not like she would have hit anything.

In the Deep South anyone from above the Mason-Dixon Line is a Yankee, I’m from the Midwest but here I am a Yankee, and since I live here I am a Damned one to boot.

I tried to come up with a clear, cogent, compelling reply. It make brain hurt.

Darn. If only there was a way to watch it without being physically present. Like, dunno, some clever device that would beam views of the field through the air in some fashion.

If I was sponsoring you to climb a mountain and you quit and told everyone who cares about mountain climbing, how shocked would you be if I dropped your sponsorship?

Hah! Absolutely agreed!

*Watches crash test video*

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To do everything QAnon ever wanted, in one moment
Would you derail it, or just end short of the ship?

Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already: Mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To sink…

Nice. Some snippets from that commentary clip, which is indeed very good: