Tokyo Sexwhale is missing from this list.

Nope.  I tend to pride myself on mostly knowing references.  This one eluded me.

I doubt you will be sue-ing anyone in a collision with a modern day vehicle.

Reminds me of the speeches that would have been used had Apollo 11 not returned from space:

I sadly was completely lost during this episode because it’s been over a month (and felt like longer than one month) since the last episode aired.

You might need 3 seasons canceled for them to tackle that one.

Should he have had a comma at the end of his sentence? I don’t know.

I actually remember parallel parking (I passed on the test but I still struggle with it myself).  That was about 15 years ago.

Calling a Red Sox Nation guy a Yankee.  Interesting take....

And I thought NJ’s test was easy.  I guess it truly is race to the bottom.

Except this one was going to cost them $100 because technology.

The head of the dealer was told about installing an internet filter and the technologically backwards guy probably said “no thanks, I already have enough air filters”.

I’m not sure which is sadder:

There are Detroit Lions fans?

If they are going with the Yaris Cross, does that mean that the CH-R will be axed?

I suggest some ice cream.  It may help with the swelling.

Do you, by chance, also root for the Cardinals and typically wear an American flag bandanna?

This.  You could extend the new regulations out until 2030.  The problem is simply that these teams have no incoming money and have to pay expenses.  You can only sit for so long before you have to fold.

If it rolls over too then it can be a party.  A fancy roll over though.

Hey man, stop breaking the window!