Like a restrictor plate race, she ate the wings very fast and 3 at a time.

Clearly it’s the new but very early scrapped loot cave.

But then they won’t lose again, since they won’t exist again.

Ferrari cares more about the degradation of its image than it cares about the degradation of women.

The lawsuit came from CarMax, so it’s going to last awhile under their footing.

This is the reason we didn’t invite you into the DR meetings.

The Braves are eyeing him as their next manager.

Under a trophy parade bus?

How about in racing games?  Does a career mode count as a story mode?

I heard a story from a co-worker of mine that he had a friend (already going into murky waters here) who used to work at Cablevision while Dolan was still there.  The rule was that if you saw Dolan in the hall, you said nothing to him because he would at best have you reported, at worst outright fired.  This guy…

The Mets probably shouldn’t be focused on improving their ML Roster if they won’t be contending anytime before Stroman walks.

And every car from the top 3 teams (save for Vettel, somehow) went off at least once.  Sadly, I agree on Bottas.  It’s a shame but crashing and not winning in these situations (or even getting a podium) is inexcusable.

To be fair, today you didn’t say who WON the race, so people can’t really complain....

I’m not sure we are allowed to but is Vick allowed to even say “updog”?

*Stands there watching other people move around....*

Waiting for the GTA Style “Voltorb Flip” game.

Spider People.

Well, the Ballas are safe in this game, because Spider Man seems to be only effective in San Fierro.

The umpire is doing his job with the standard “what is this, I can’t even” arm gesture.

2 weeks later: Orioles trade Chris Davis to Mets for Alonso, happy that they can get a young good player on such a team friendly contract.