Phillies, Braves, Red Sox, Mets, Dodgers would all be landing spots.  The Nationals too, but their bullpen just lost another game.

I agree.  Don’t stoop down to their levels of inanity and save time by ignoring them.

One which I think is silly kind sir but many people seem to get angry about. 

He could, but he would look really funny running to first base.

This is treading dangerously close to a “is a hotdog a sandwich?” debate.

Miami holds the distinction of being terrible with terrible owners in a city that really couldn’t care about baseball.  Tampa is not far behind.  If logistics (and treaties) could be worked out, it would make a lot more sense to relocate these two teams to Puerto Rico and Havana.

Did Jeter give him a gift basket for leaving?  It’s amazing how many players in the past few years they have cast away to “build a franchise”.  It might be unsettling to say this, but Jose Fernandez’s death might have marked the end of any future hope for this franchise.

When is Pokemon Eat going to come out to judge if we are a Lucario or Snorlax?

I blame Marshall.  He’s practically tilting his head towards the camera man and letting her think she should throw that way.  SMH, the art of catching is completely gone.

Not hipster, that’s just due to the inflated price of kosher dietary laws.

I think that what you are saying is a giant leap.  Just because people have vivid imaginations or can see what goes on in the “rockstar” life, doesn’t necessarily mean that they do exactly what they created in the game.

I would feel so uncomfortable in that kind of culture.  Then again, I would never have the chance to work there but that kind of environment just screams problematic.

Ah, feel the Buffalo nostalgia for re-creating a team that wasn’t any good in the first place and try jamming in some good players.

Blazers

Kosher beef is about $17 for a “fast-food” hamburger.  So the impossible burger runs for $22.  Just was curious how it went at traditional places.

*Mets and Jets owners furiously take notes*

I have a dumb question:

I bet BIG CAR is in cahoots with BIG SNOWPLOW to get people to spend more on rust protection plans.

Was looking for the first mention of Pryce and the ‘77 GP.  Honestly the most gruesome wreck aside from 1955 Le Mans.

Depends where they are. My mother owned an Aztek and it only lasted 15 years (was still running, mind you, but apparently the underbody was rusting like crazy).