“...No, no, no. Not 36K per person. 36 total.”

Thanks.  I can't count that high.

I’m reminded of the dice factory scenes from Oceans 11.

He french fried when he should have pizza’d.

I came to the comments to talk shit but after seeing he doesn’t really blame anyone but himself, I can’t really hate on the guy. Was it stupid? yes. Did he acknowledge it was stupid and he didn’t have a clue what he was doing? Also yes. 

Super glad you enjoyed it! I’m planning on doing more pointless deep dives into little details in the future.

Unf, as someone who works at a car dealer and has held a lot of different fobs, the Stinger fob is probably my absolute favorite. It feels so good to just hold and feel the contours of, and you get that satisfying feeling when you lock it of the dramatic, cinematic “hit the switch for the bomb while walking away from…

Part of me wonders how I could keep my gym shorts up with this unit of a key in my pocket.

Before someone moans about how dumb and pointless this article is, I just want to say that THIS is the kind of article I come to Jalopnik for. Yes, an actual review of the car is good and fun and all that, but lets be honest, how a Bentayga drives is not that important to someone like me who cannot and would not drop…

Boy, do I have good news for you

When we finally see one in the hands of journalists for a test drive, I want to know how the LATCH system works in the front seat. Getting a baby seat in and out of a hypercar these days just seems to be an afterthought for these engineers.

Owner will claim car was stolen, no proof who driver was.  Insurance matter.

If you're racing a Honda with your Porsche, then you've already lost.

Driver failed to check tires with Digital gauge after they stole it.

Yay, more illegal crash porn.

Don’t lift in a 911.

“You keep what you kill”

It’s worth $76K because they have 2x working taillights. Those are like $20K each, and then they got the rest of the car marked up to $36K because of covid.

$76k for a car you can’t get tail lights for. 

Actually... I think these are the best looking CUVs ever created. The front end is gorgeous, and even though it makes no sense, the sweeping rear roofline that this and the X6 share is very attractive in my eyes.