@Barcode711: The secret to weight loss is diet and exercise?!

Most of those luxo-barges have more Soul than Michelle's Kid Sister.

Something many people don't know: If the company didn't pay the pilots, but every passenger on an airplane threw two bucks in a jar for the pilots every hour or so, the pilots would get a pretty significant pay raise.

@solomonrex: If I could, I'd promote this.

@Christian Riber: It did. ;) [jalopnik.com]

Delorean. So much potential.

@Ash78, now featuring the Tyke Hoon: It could, but when you're worried that the indicators could be lying to you it's best to just leave well enough alone.

@Jim-Bob wants a B13 SE-R, but will settle for working air conditioning in his 353,000 mile Nissan Frontier.:

This is why you want two (or three) qualified people in the cockpit.

D used to stand for Diploma. Now it stands for Daaaaaammmmmmmmm!

@spiegel1: Awesome.

It's like royal family trees from medieval times.

Any minivan.

Really anything you do is abuse to someone. Don't drive it, drive it too much. To hoon or not to hoon, that is the question. Let children and pets inside or keep it clean. Eating or not eating. Fast or slow, dino or syn...

"What do you mean? I love my Kia! it gets me from A to B"

Highway

I've flown one of these before. Planelopnik review?

@Alfisted: It's always polite to give the condemned a last meal.

Looks like a foolproof way to get a Civic into a Uhaul.

Also, the engines aren't running.