When did BBCNews become The Onion? I mean, that's the only explanation right?

@modisch: Though I voted CP, and think $35k is way too much money for what it is, it warms my heart that there are twisted enough individuals that would take this home.

@buzz killington — IP Jalopttorney: Have you tried to change a head gasket on any car built since 1995? I think "Changes made in the absence of critical thought" is the definition of "engineering." Also see: Aztec, PT Cruiser, Sebring.

@Sam Smith: Gorilla pod, less marking than duct tape.

@buzz killington — IP Jalopttorney: Double counter: Evolution is nothing but natural engineering.

Don't lock your knees.

I'm going to have to go the lame route on this and say the driver. No matter how good the car is, the driver makes the difference.

@Maymar: Very few cars today seem to inspire lust and admiration with that dash of fear that makes such a car special.

@Alfisted: If everyone did what everyone else did, there would be nothing new.

Make: By Myself on a Weekend

Just use an automatic center punch.

Two weeks later he opens a DSM tuning shop specializing in:

@arozzi: *sigh* Ok Buzz Killington. It was a joke. You win. I hereby edit my first post to read:

@arozzi: True it's not a traditional diesel engine, but it's running on JP-8 (basically diesel) and direct injection.

Good Engineering: Designing a diesel-electric hybrid that's quieter than an electric motor with a huge increase in performance.

BMW M3 GTS Everything You Need to Know: It. Costs. $170,000.

Smart.

@Ash78, here comes the son: Isn't that how you get the coveted Starred Commenter status? Dick and fart jokes? I hear there's cars or something here too.

Looks like the morning of Sexto De Mayo.

Rear view mirrors. When was the last time you saw someone use one of those?