Huh, she wrecked his ferrari. She's definately going to have to give him the hummer.

Seems like a lot of parents these days are worried about being "the cool mom/dad." They need a Ford Transit Old School edition. In the back seat the entertainment system includes windows to look outside and a net behind the seat to hold a book. If you complain, there is a space between the front seats for the parents…

I can think of another worst day ever: "Honey I'm home, I lost my job, and I drive a saturn - no they won't take it back, they're just going to keep paying for it and I have to keep driving it."

That's certainly one of the best looking ways to be horribly dismembered in an accident.

If only they carried a shamwow instead of that chamois

Sure more speeds and stripes, but does it have plaid?

Two point five children

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Alright, if it's going to be a "planelopnik" it can't have jet engines, that is simply too high-tech. As sweet as the Enzo is, it is not jalop. What you really need is an aircraft with something like the R-1820.

It sounds like the big three, "We're not making any money. Quick, make it half price and maybe we'll have twice the income"

I'll give 'em $40 if they let me lick it.

Bats In Spaaaaccceeeee!

"Born from props"

I do believe I'm in love.

"If we're going to rebuild this country, we're going to need the truck that's been doing the job for the last 100 years... and about a trillion dollars."

"What you plan and what happens ain't exactly ever been similar"

Coming soon, the OnStar Parent. Trying to keep your child in line, but afraid you won't be their best friend? Push the little blue button, and an OnStar specialist will reprimand Jimmy using the new OnShock seats. We'll be the bad guy so you don't have to! OnStar, keeping you safe and absolving you of any personal…

@TheGuinnessTooth: I have to disagree. Look at the rear 3/4 of the cayman. The hatch makes the boxster rear look pure sex.

It's sad that I wished the lady wasn't in the picture so I could see how they styled the rear wheel arch.

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