Knee pads have been part of the uniform forever. You are saying that the NFL requires players to wear knee pads in an effort to remove player’s individuality?

An employer asking its employees to adhere to uniform standards is absolutely a crime against humanity. Enforcing it against a labor force of young minorities is institutional racism to the very core. And the NFL is the only place this is allowed to happen!

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“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

+1 generation

He exploited loopholes in the Laws of Nature. Technically, they tortured themselves.

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

Untrue. Beckham Jr. points out a worst case scenario, but the truth is the “flimsy” pads have been proven to be a benefit to players in the event of a much more common knee-to-knee contact and also reduces the impact of a knee bouncing off a helmet. Those events don’t get as much play, but they do cause injuries.

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Is it a stupid rule and a stupid fine? Yes. Was any other player in the league besides OBJ unable to follow that rule? No.

I think its less trying to replicate what a trained soldier’s diet would be like, and more rather trying to make up for the fact that she, like most people, didn’t have a body like a trained soldier when starting to bulk up. It’s about adding as much muscle mass as quickly as you can (in a healthy manner, of course),…

Still less than they paid Bobby Bonilla on September 19.

Do you?

Too bad the rest of the footage from that game is an illegal snuff film

You deserve a murder of stars for this.

+1 star(ling)

Luckily for both Martindale and Peters, neither had to eat any crow

Sir, this is an article about Jalen Ramsey. Didn’t you read the headline?

Redford seems to have hoisted us by our collective petard 

Yeah, a swing and a miss by me. It was meant to be a joke about the casual racism of old men - even good, old men.