Sorry I’m confused, how is this a late hit? I mean it’s a dirty hit, but no one touched the receiver down. Unless he called himself down, I don’t see how this play was over until Burfict touched him.

Ha. Shit. Fair enough.

For some reason?

He’s had the season of his life, and he wanted to say he’s had a 200K season. And the Red Sox clearly weren’t giving him the record, so he’s earned it. It’s not like missing a shot to pick up a rebound so you can finish with a triple double. It’s 100% legit.

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That was even worse! That wasn't just some numerological aesthetic, that was a goddamn record! 

Hell, if the Red Sox were trying to lose, they should all be banned from baseball

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

“I’m just happy our guys are playing the game the right way,” Cora said.

Okay, but who gets beaned now?  Bryce Harper?

So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.

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The live music I saw on Frenchman still gives me goosebumps, and that was 6 years ago 

I think you did a damn good job with your first tour, and the lack of alcohol probably helped. Being that I’m beyond the binge/blackout phase of consumption myself, the other tourist charms I’ve found to be musts that keep me coming back:

I weirdly needed this Jamboroo right now. I went to New Orleans for the first time the weekend before last (for work) and immediately realized that, with my dislike of humidity, crowds, loud noise, and seafood, it was gonna be maybe not the party paradise I hoped for. But I went to a Mardi Gras float factory and ate…

5 Throwgasms for a Lions game? Unless they’re bringing back Barry Sanders and unmasking former fan ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER I don’t see it.

this isn’t a penalty kick, it’s an indirect kick. a handball would lead to a penalty kick and maybe a red card. a penalty kick is just the keeper and the shooter

If they all raised their arms and the indirect kick hit anyone but the goalie in the hand/arm and didn’t go into the net it would have resulted in a direct penalty shot from the spot (with only the goalie in the net).

There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

I feel like if I don’t forward this on to ten friends, she will come after my family.