are you miss frizzle

from what i can tell, past him is the worst and so is present him.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

Thanks, Lena, but we already have a Thought Catalog, and it's already pretty terrible.

Judge it on it's artistic merit. Is the anatomy correct? Has the artist draped the beads properly and is gravity taken into account? Has the artist taken the surface contours into consideration and corrected for this? The whole thing is a hot mess and on the level of a doodle during a boring lecture.

I've only got the one tattoo, so I'm no expert. I mean, maybe there's a good reason that Lady Gaga's bare ass has to be fully exposed while the artist works on her upper back. Maybe.

God this is so harmful! there was nothing wrong with her! What sort of message does this send to young girls? I'm sorry, maybe I'm too old fashioned but there is nothing good about this. It sends a horrible message. I'm sorry this woman wasn't told as a child that she was beautiful just the way she was. This points to…

It's extraordinarily skilled work and does look surprisingly natural relative to the amount of stuff she had done, but I'm going to take issue with one part of this post—and I say this as someone who had cosmetic surgery, for no reason other than 100% vanity—she did not have her nose and chin CORRECTED. There was not…

This is depressing. What's the point of ever even accepting yourself the way you are if someone already nice-average looking undergoes drastic surgery and looks gorgeous?

Oh great. Golf clap. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER ORIGINAL FACE!

Why is it that now matter how much someone spends on surgery they always end up looking like The Joker?

If I vote Republican, do I have to find my own Sassy Black Friend, or will one be assigned to me?

Ugh, strapless?

Well, not that it's saying much (depending where you are) but, yeah, police does better than colleges. Colleges will do their best to avoid becoming the equivalent of a court system except, I gather, if you walk on the precious grass (kitteneye) ... or park in the wrong place (MisfitToy).

I really can't fault them for this one, it's not like they're the only ones who bring babies to fashion shows

Wait, the fuck is wrong with bringing a baby to a fashion show? Unless fashion shows now involve a lot more violence than I remembered. Don't they usually keep the drugs backstage, for the models?

"Identity" is a good cover up for hatred and intolerance.

I don't think this necessarily comes off as biphobic. What immediately rings in my head is: this is pretty sex negative. So often the LGBTQ community is assumed to be sex positive and very open but this standard has always sounded very...closed. Assessing a future partner by their past partners (health…

I mean, gender attracts me. I'm just not as specific about *which* gender attracts me.