WTF, Showtime? "Feeling Kinda Naughty" not edgy enough? "You Stupid Bitch" not edgy enough? Boobs not big enough? (Yeah, I know, the pilot was more of a bright, Broadway-style yearning type of show.) You cross CEG with Californication, now there's a hell of an idea, though I don't know if Bloom would be game.

Wow indeed. I wonder if the show will ever be normal again.

You know what they say, I'd rather have a bottle lobotomy in front of me than a frontal lobotottle o'blottomy. … Wait, that's not it.

“Next… an important Mr. Belvedere”… Was that the one where he sat on his balls?

I also enjoyed the Primers that Todd Vanderwerff used to do when he was here, on various eras of TV history and genres.

I have to say, even though Rebecca's dad's true colors showed when he asked to borrow money, and he may indeed be a serial abandoner (or worse, if Naomi's vitriol contains as much truth as spite), I truly thought he wanted to start a new chapter in relation to his daughter. Some men are terrible fathers, and may not…

An A+ from an AV Club writer?!? I shall take a screenshot and frame it. :)

But who wouldn't want to read what could be life-changing information? Even if procured illegally by Trent McCreepster and dropped in your lap without Rebecca's knowledge. Major props to Josh if he never opened it out of respect for her privacy, but wanting to know isn't strange at all.

Not only was there nobody objecting, but they didn't even begin the ceremony! I'm glad that Aline saw no need to walk us all down that aisle before throwing the wrench into the works — the beautiful location and the pre-wedding scenes were enough setup.

Well he certainly did tap that ass all over that house, but there's nothin' wrong with that.

Never trusted that fellow… (cluck cluck cluck)

Oof, that McDonald's steak-egg-cheese-bagel makes me, uh, grimace. You just know the bagel is going to be awful, and I'd guess that even in airports there's probably a better place to get steak and eggs.

Yes I know the latter phrase is widely used to mean a particular kind of voter, HOWEVER, all 60+ million people who went to the polls and picked "R" literally gave him — that ridiculous, dangerous man — their support, in the only way that truly matters. If they only rallied like a yahoo, or prayed or whatever the…

Never in your life? Not even one of the millions of conservative people who only voted for him because they oppose the Dem party in general? Have you never traveled? Have you never been to a rural place or a reasonably affluent suburb or a "red" part of an otherwise "blue" state? I lived in NY and CA cities among…

"Pfft," says Mycroft Holmes… A true badass possesses an umbrella-SWORD-gun.

Trump needs to show that he doesn't mistreat women, so I think he should offer high positions to Sarandon, Stein, and Wasserman-Schultz. After all they did to help him, it's the least he can do.

That scene has the film's dumbest dialogue — even the most solid action movie can't be without its clunkers… When a guy insists it's the sound of an "el", all the agents brainstorm which cities have els, and not until they've named 2 or 3 others does one of these Einsteins say "We've got one…"

I hope at least Alan Rickman woke you up. He knew he was in a lame movie, and made the best of it.

It's probably my No.1 watch-it-every-time-I-flip-by-it movie. Ford and Jones are both perfectly cast and magnetic. The ultimate villain, Dr Nichols, may be minor but I think he's well played by Dutch actor Jeroen Krabbe (and I love that accent). As for the article's contention that Kimble could not survive a cold…

I love Presumed Innocent. What a great cast - Ford, Dennehy, Bedelia, Scacchi, Paul Winfield, John Spencer, and the fantastic Raul Julia. It's one of my favorite "adult" movies from the 80s/90s era, a serious film, an interesting mystery, with neither showy lead performances nor a boring atmosphere, IMO. Ford got…