When Cartman wanted to fake being a "retard" to cheat his way into the Special Olympics, he knew where to get inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Sarah Jessica Parker’s Frances makes for an uncompelling lead on Divorce"

Ah, so when health insurance refers to Well Child Care, that's what they mean?

Definitely my go-to meal when I want to order something tasty that's ready in about te-fi'tee-min.

If you like something heavy, sour, hot and salty, why don't you come over here, 'cause I got something for ya.

I LOVE MAYA. That is all.

Yes, everyone please do not fear!! The sex-, porn-, and fetish-related subreddits are largely unaffected. Uhhhhhhhh… or so I'm told.

No, he was on a TV show about an amnesiac undercover agent possessing several unconvincing accents and a Hyundai Genesis.

I'm so glad this brief obit mentioned her time as a young Broadway star, because so many celebrities have great theater resumés but are only widely known for TV or film. Those genres reach the vast public, but the stage is for the hardcore with serious chops. Henderson did several new shows & revivals plus studio…

Not now, they won't!

Yes, however: the episode took almost all the other characters out to this trippy festival — but not Heather, the only one who I'd think might actually be there! … Or, she'd diss it with a concise takedown and a shrug. Equally plausible. (Looked too dry there for kayaking, anyway.)

They used the scissors too much on the novel, and not enough on those goddamn haircuts.

Well, it's hard not to be after seeing how they created that silvery, nekkid-y makeout scene, in Ron's vision in DH1.

Finally got to hear some fine pieces of English music, rather lacking in this series, thanks to the coronation. We heard a small bit of Parry's majestic "I Was Glad" (written for Edward VII in 1902; millions heard it in William & Kate wedding - see YouTube for glorious video of procession down the Abbey), a bit from…

My favorite use of that term was on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, when Rebecca employed it to sound young & cool, but pronounced it as though it were French ("en flique").

while a different demographic cues up Moanaland on their laptops

The Wifeswappening

"Oops — that's a family hole."

No, I will not flag or block someone for appearing to have a view opposed to yours & mine. His reply to your comment (the only one at this moment) is no more snarky than tons of others on nonpolitical matters, by thousands of people all over AVC.

>> Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are utterly fucking insufferable