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Last week's "Goes Deep" was possibly the worst, with an old friend of Amy's whose name I forget, but she might as well just wear a sandwich board that says "LONG ISLAND".

Top comment: "Amy Schumer is the worst though… constantly talking about her vagina and whatnot."

Yeah, I'm not sure why Amy is doing these mediocre bits with her comedian friends, instead of the guy/girl-on-the-street stuff. Supposedly since she's more famous, it causes problems, but if Jay Leno could do it in L.A., what's the big deal with Amy and a small crew in NYC? (Yes I heard about her harassment by

C'mon writers — women have three holes. Or, I guess there's eight, technically.

Sounds like Robin Arryn is smarter than us all!

Natalie Dormer scoffs at body doubles.

Shaping Up featured Jennifer Tilly in a tight 80's aerobics outfit? How could this fail?!

Davos, Brienne, Hound, the Tyrells, etc etc could have been cast with "brown people" and been just as exciting. Obviously the problem is what it always is in TV & film, same as in novels: the writing. Martin's story is declining (perhaps inevitably when you create such strong early chapters in your epic), and so is

I don't think you have to be obsessed with tits to green-light tonight's stupendous example on Game of Thrones.

Going East is the problem. Tyrion and Arya both had four compelling seasons with various adventures; then they sailed for Essos, and things sure slowed right down. Varys hasn't had much fun since his days sparring with Littlefinger in the capital. Daenerys had a tremendous first season, then she went to Qarth —

Dazeem does sound like a Valyrian name.

It helps that the Dead Poets' Society class is a snug fit for the whitebread cast. I can't believe Colin Jost wasn't in there! (unless I missed him)

I love that Dennis thinks that 146th St and Malcolm X Boulevard (where Zimmerman's gun buyer is supposed to meet) is in Brooklyn.

It's not math, and they're not equal. And not all opinions are equally valid, and not all tastes are equal. What is the obsession with "equal"? But I do suggest that they are similar, in the sense that both will eventually be seen as producers of pretentious crap — and that "good taste" is a real thing possessed by

Well, a whole bunch of people bought albums by John Tesh, but that doesn't mean his music isn't pretentious twaddle.

I guess I just don't understand why anyone gives a shit about this guy, his ultimately worthless music, or his useless famewhore of a wife.

HEYYY! It's good-lookin' George Eads.

… And every other state. City people are often absolutely clueless that millions and millions of people live outside of the cities, not just in bland suburban sprawl, but in old things called "towns," and those towns have dive bars aplenty.

Sadly it was closed on the day I went there. I rode Tatsu twice, and it was worth the waits in line, which is a tall order. Then I made the mistake of riding Viper, which I assumed would be a classic sit-down coaster, and it was so jittery I got a massive headache from the restraint.