Thanks, Don Draper.

Are you guys making jokes, or do you seriously not know you can skip around to any point in a Youtube video?

Well… no. But the injuries and deaths at Action Park became legendary, acquiring a mystique throughout the region, embellished by each new teller of the tale.

That's the brand name of the popcorn, so the joke was just waiting to be made.

I love that his voice and demeanor were very reminiscent of Ron Livingston in Office Space.

No mention above of another danger at Action Park: People would go on the Tarzan Swing for the first time, unaware that when you dropped into the pool (which was mostly shaded by the trees), the water was so !@#$&^% freezing cold that you'd lapse into shock.

On the website of a Home Security company? Like the ones that spam our office phones every single fucking day? So these animations when linked from elsewhere are just clickbait. Great.

be sure to swear off… The Lion King, with its Elton John score

Coming in Summer 2019:
TUBMAN VS. AQUAMAN

Well, lots of old art works do feature naked boobs.

Using the terms "Fallon" and "substance-free" together… kind of begs for rephrasing.

Fallon… panders… He's not actually funny… low comedy standards…

Sweet Lord, those are annoying too, though. Pun intended! Webber manages to infect all his scores with maudlin and frustrating music. Phantom at least has some strong pastiche and a few good romantic songs, buoyed by impressive spectacle and a grand story. The discoesque embarrassment of the title song works…

Yup, that sounds like a record store employee. :) I remember a classical staffer at Tower in New York who, let's just say, wasn't helping to dismantle the haughty stereotype… But it's a tossup as to which genre of music has the worst ones. They should have a game show: Who Wants To Be Smug And Judgmental?

It was so weird that I thought they were making a joke — like, wait a second, did they establish last year that the doctor is four feet tall??

I always found Rent unbearably annoying in several ways, but can appreciate one thing: at least it's not a catalog musical, as is so common today, where an artist's old songs are stuffed into a shape and the label "Broadway Musical!" slapped on.

Ha! Yes I was struck by that too — the final shot of the two of them looked like the LOTR cinematic trickery with Bilbo and Gandalf.

Anne Hathaway's giant mouth is her successor.

(Her secret is — sshhhh, don't tell anyone! — she's never been more than a mediocre actress.)

Garry Marshall was so great as the TV executive on Louie (awesomely named Lars Tardigan). Why won't he just act instead of making this crapola?