Si le gant est trop serré… vous devez l'acquitter.

If the glove is too tight… "Not guilty" must be right.

If the glove's too snug… O.J.'s no thug.

He also has the perfect name, Patrick Fabian, to go with his dashing appearance and voice. I like to think he goes through a Patrick Bateman-esque routine in the shower, narrates his own splendid life, and gives the world's firmest handshake.

He even walks like a robot. Or, more exactly, like a Ken doll.

Michael McKean has been playing Chuck in a mostly low-key manner through these two seasons, but tonight we got to see how his comedy background works wonderfully into the character — much like Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad. It's a joy to watch him give that sly speech to the Mesa Verde client.

Was Don't Care High the one where, in the '80s, the school still has posters on the walls saying "Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia needs your help" or something to that effect? That's the one detail that I still remember. Very funny book… though I don't recall reading anything else of his.

I'm watching that fascinating O.J. trial every week, and the new & enhanced Full House, so the 90s are alive and well for me!

Boy that was really dumb, wasn't it? Such a waste of airtime. Was it because of product sponsorship, like on The Price Is Right?

Now there's a highbrow pun. Reminds me of the time Christopher Hitchens was on Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn and told a joke whose punchline involved Finnegan's Wake. (**crickets**) He must have been drinking even more than usual. Tough crowd indeed!

"… We're gonna need a bigger catapult."

K… evin Pollak?

The original A Few Good Men on Broadway had quite a cast — Tom Hulce was Kaffee (a few years after Amadeus), Clark Gregg played Ross, and Stephen Lang was Jessep. Some NY actors like J.K. Simmons have said that Lang was tremendous, and that the screen adaptation was changed too much from the original conception (even…

Oh, is that how it works? Hmm?

Tsk tsk.

Also, for Seinfeld fans, Sonya was Rebecca DeMornay, charity worker who refuses Elaine's muffin stumps and George's book that he took into the bathroom.

The all-time leader among her numerous older videos is "You Can Touch My Boobies" with over 4 million views. I am sensing a theme.

I recall seeing the "Benny Hillifier" at least 10 or 12 years ago.

I hope the mountainfolk made Bailey squeal like a pig.

She should have used George Carlin's surefire method: During jury selection, say proudly, "I'm perfect for this jury, because I can spot guilty people — (snaps fingers) — just like that."