I expected a whole bunch of people to show up via Floo Network.

See, Tyrion, this is why you never fall in love with a whore. She's just going to end up cheating on you, or dumping you, or murdered by your own hand — and now sexytime is ruined for you, with both girlfriends AND hookers.

It's a shame you stopped halfway through the first season, as the second half is really quite awesome. That's when it kicks into gear.

I was thinking of the Edy's /Dreyer's split also, but almost didn't find your comment since you spelled both of them wrong.

Oh, whoops — I thought Killer Mike was Michael Scott's criminal alter ego.

Wiener Palace is the agency's next conquest after Burger Chef.

B-but… but she started it.

She bewitched me. I am not afraid to admit that.

OK, just to get this out of the way, the girl is Madison McLaughlin and she's 19.

Yeah, most people around here really can't stand the Eagles, and I guess I can see why. I wonder if I'm the only one here who always loved Henley's "Boys Of Summer", a song I still enjoy now in a nostalgic-for-the-80s way. (Though I never cared much for Henley's other hits.)

the idea that "I'm yours, you're mine" is bullshit

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedian, so nobody cares about "handsome" or "hot". SJP has been on hundreds of glamorous magazine covers, magazines which often feature cover models whose names may not be famous, but who are strikingly beautiful. (I'm not saying it's fair; it's quite blatantly unfair for women in entertainment…

Oh, Louie! — that desperate poop-imminent scurry down the sidewalk was awesome, but come on now, throwing the groceries in the trash bin? The girls weren't carrying anything, he could have handed the bags to them. That one part of the scene just didn't seem to make sense (and I know Louie often goes for absurdity…

"Besmirch!" Fancy word for a fancy man…

Sod off.

It's easier to become a spambot target when you post on every fucking article on the AV Club.

It sounds like you do approve of his big bets on DD's — which included risking everything on a DD early in the DJ round, in all 3 of his games so far. Some would say this is unwise, because one brain fart lets your opponents right back in the game.

I don't think that FJ wager was greedy at all. When you have a runaway win, and you know that sometimes the Final is tough but other times it is fairly easy, you might as well take the chance to maximize your winnings. (Just don't miscalculate and pull a Clavin.)

And someone found out for certain:

Good ol' Chuck Mangione is certainly on there…