No no no, the young people today can't do jack squat unless there's an app for it.

Only three small paragraphs, and you couldn't even read them first?

Boy howdy, that Dian Parkinson was one fine piece, back in my day.

Or, perhaps he's right, but it was a different little finger than the one Renton assumed.

If I had nothing of note down there, I'd wear pants in the swimming hole too. Just like middle school all over again.

some eunuch slaves were used for sex, so…

Especially the black ones.

Frasier did it.

Honestly, I think the issue of portraying mentally disabled in film is like a more complicated and serious version of the "actor doing an accent" problem: You can assemble the world's best writers/directors/producers/actors for the task, do everything with as much study and conviction and sensitivity as possible, and…

He couldn't speak? I do not believe that for a second.

Man oh man, Derek was embarrassing. Gervais and Merchant's writing and performances in The Office and Extras were *so* awesome, really some of the best comedy scenes I've ever seen, and they hit it out of the park over and over again! … But then they made Life's Too Short which only occasionally hits the mark (and…

Hoffman's method preparation for Rain Man included meeting some autistic men, one of whom I have met and worked with (he lives in my town); his mannerisms of speech and physical movement in the movie are very accurate. I'd say he gives a damn fine performance.

Yeah, how exactly does the author think that Sling Blade hasn't aged well? What about it is stuck in a 1990's frame of mind? What would be measurably improved, simply by making this story into a film today instead?

Man, I can't believe that Mickey Rooney would take such an offensive role.

I guess if you're going to make all five of your choices from the 1990s/2000s, which is the worst era of original Broadway musicals since the earliest days, at least these are among the more interesting ones. (She wasn't even thinking back far enough to get to Sondheim's heyday.) I'm just happy she didn't mention…

OK — there, I fixed it.

And drive itself, and turbo boost? God I hope so.

The white people are conveniently grouped at the center, for easy cropping if the show gets aired in the UK.

"GTFO" isn't really Don's way. He normally lets his fingers do the talking.

Jeez, somehow I didn't even see Ken in that scene. I must have had one eye closed.