There is no way this movie can live up to my expectations.

I had no idea Volk made wheels that ugly.

@Buster Brew: Indeed. Don't remember ever seeing a Durango, in "G" territory anyway.

I'll drink to that!

@Astro-Creature: Let the tears run off their cheeks and feed into your soul my brother/sister.

@rkc440: Buddy... a perfectly able person that drives a Lamborghini parked... nay... BACKED IN to a handicapped spot. If you can't hate on him - who the hell are you gonna hate on!!?!? (sex offenders, and political figures aside)

@elitza: But Texas (Houston) does.

@My hybrid Trabi gets better mileage than your lawnmower!: Agreed. I'd be perfectly content in a black one.

Again, Honda B18c. Though I never owned one, I imagine the same heritage was in my H22 (Prelude). Was pretty damn bullet proof & reliable. Valves seemed to be the weakest link - easily corrected & I believe the next weakest link was somewhere far, far down the drivetrain.

Nice. Now, if we could convince them to manufacture a size other than "Flav o' Flav" XXL.

@E30fernando: "Looks like it's too sporty to be any good offroad."

@Jbar430: Agreed. Can't decide if the badass up front outweighs the lame in back.

I don't like the rendering. The actual one has subtle differences though that really spruce it up. Approved.

@RamblinReck89: Ditto.

@Nayrlladnar: Huh. Always surprised at what attracts people. I guess Rahm's not ugly, but... whatever floats your boat!

@H-Falcon: Hey! Don't knock "Smurf" till you've tried it!

I'm going to take this a step further - why don't we have a little peripheral for attaching the camera to the Move controls. 3D space camera coordinates in combination with images - seems like some serious 3D imaging hi-jinx would be possible.

Yes, yes, James... we heard you... it'll be the greatest movie of all time ever, in the history of film, ever. I'm sure we'll all see it 15 times at the theater, and it's going to significantly change the motion picture industry forever. /sigh

If I was all over the Jalopnik in your Facebook crap ads - I'd want to end it as well.

@architecturalize: No way. Just in pictures. In person - bad. ass.