That was my defense in court when I gave that baby whiplash.

Well, because Obama would say it's a bad thing that America isn't innocent. Trump bathes in that notion. And despite what O'Reilly and the others want to claim, they like it too.

Trump really is the first president since Jackson who actively likes having blood on his hands.

"That gay cartoon cat?"

Sad thing is, he's not wrong, but he uses the assessment as means for justification, not rectification. He's all the wrong lessons from Hobbes, with no tempering of a Locke or Rosseau to make him palatable.

I think we could pull a Dave, sneak Christopher Walken in to play the role, and no one would know the difference.

"…and of-the-moment (predominantly Latinx cast, produced for a streaming
service, hopefully irritating internet trolls and President Trump
through its mere existence)."

Have we concluded it's….not a racial thing?

Who knew it would take clinging to racism to convince people to drink better beer?

I've been debating whether to dive into this series as a mild lover of apocalyptic kitsch. But the cost-value might be too high.

The sequel's problem was that it was the worst film of 2008 that came out in 2014.

Rohrbacher is my congressman. I've met him on multiple occasions throughout my life. Don't get me started on that festering carbon tub of curdled feces and pookah shells.

We are all Donald Trump's memento mori.

People have said it to his face. He told his supporters to beat them up.

Nah, no one owes the president shit, unless we're all trying to negotiate some diplomatic treaty. Any avenue of respect given is one either earned or one we choose. Especially if they're incredibly petty about being loved by the people they look down on.

Jay Bauman edits Trump into Friday the 13th as all the kids killed by Jason.

Everyone must know.

Here are 20 GIFs from the hit show Pretty Little Liars that will give you life during the refugee crisis

Would've included Neil Young's "Powderfinger" for 22, and Toni Basil's 1968 single "I'm 28" for, of course, 28.

To be fair, all hatesongs are rather poor.