Every Pearl Jam song sounds the same.

Give it a shot. Frank Ocean is a pretty good intro for a relative beginner in that there's still a lot of melodies to latch onto.

Hitchcock did it! Wait, actually…

Springsteen.

As someone who flirts with some comedy circles on the west coast, it is indeed full of douches, but in the same regard that much of entertainment and media are loaded with douches. Beyond that, though, is the constant fear of ulterior motives, of being "screwed over", and, in many cases, people giving up much of their…

The latest special was magic and my favorite Cross since Shut Up You Fucking Baby.

I am Andy Kaufman.

HOLD THE DOOR

I've been doing it for free all these years, and now you tell me this?

Too late, we've already replaced you with Big Mouth Billy Bass.

Maybe IndieGoGo and Kickstarter need a sex version?

Choosing to abstain from dating isn't a bad choice, nor is taking a hike with your attractive ladyfriend. It all depends on where you feel yourself being pulled.

Ah, the great tonal void of the internet. At the end of the day, that will lead us to the great race/gender/sex/religious/class war.

I've definitely done very similar things with female friends of mine. And, similarly, end up feeling like a massive asshole. I wouldn't blame the alcohol, just our own willingness, which requires us to have more diligence, humility, and, if a mistake does get made, willingness to accept responsibility. And, of course,…

Ian Barford 4eva

All of this Savage's responses read to my like someone definitely into that party-club scene. AKA not for me.

No, because those guys are assholes.

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Don't Shit Your Pants.

I'm a man of many letters, so I'm supportive of spectacular failures and shows that might have something in them.