Yeah, she was also being sexually submissive, and he was a client of the dominatrix. Seems pretty obvious.

Did Earl the Dwarf remind anyone else of Carlos the Dwarf?
https://youtu.be/hJAGxAeV7Y…

There's also Catch-22's Major Major Major Major.

Also, evidently Dale Bozzio is no longer in Missing Persons, which ruins the obscure reference.

Sorry, sometimes I forget that my friends and I are part of a vast conspiracy devoted to lying to people who got Cs in their high school science classes.

Runaways, up until Whedon takes over.

Holy shit, man. Do I really need to explain the concept of peaceful resistance to you? Would you be screeching this at Gandhi or Dr. King?
And you can't "stop" global warming. The Titanic has already hit the iceberg; we're just trying to get people into the goddamn lifeboats.

You're assuming climate change is a binary thing. Either we all die or we'll be fine. Believe it or not, the situation is more nuanced then that. Yes, the world missed the boat on averting global climate change. But the longer we wait to seriously address it, the worse it will be. Slow reductions in emissions is not…

Wow. Would you not believe a doctor diagnosing you with cancer unless they broke down sobbing?

If any of these climate scientists had a drop of self-respect, they would have lit themselves on fire in the streets years ago.

Most climate scientists see Paris as a necessary first step, if a weak one. And you'd be hard-pressed to find any applauding Trump.

…as opposed to a two-sided prick?

Fun(?) fact: Woody Woodpecker was co-opted as a symbol of white supremacy. He was the Pepe of the 90s.

In case you feel like being more informed than the Secretary of the Goddamned Interior (and the President, obviously): http://unfccc.int/resource/…

I mean, if they can learn to work door handles…

Roland searched the continent
For the man who'd done him in
He found him in Atlanta
In a barroom drinking gin
Roland prepared his reading material
He didn't say a word
But he flew Van Owen's body
From there to Johannesburg

Seriously, how the hell was Paris hurting American workers (who I love)? On Newshour there was an anti-Paris Accord conservative guy who somehow managed to use "draconian" and "nonbinding" in the same sentence.

50 years ago today, et cetera.

Jeopardy! Point of Order!
LONG NONSTOP FLIGHTS $400 Clue: Enjoy 15 nonstop hours of Cathay Pacific as you jet from Hong Kong to the New York City airport known by these 3 initials
Hey, Jeopardy!, you know what other US airport is known by a set of three initials? Literally all of them. There are two airports, and thus…

Of course, at that point it would no longer be a heteronym.