He was moderately competent! He just had a ridiculously overdeveloped White Knight complex.

Forget it, Anna - it's Pornotown.

"Mr. The Rock, can you explain your past association with the militant group Nation of Domination? What do you say to the allegations that you 'turned heel'?"

Goddammit people! How many times are we going to have to do this! You can't just keep electing people with absolutely no experience or expertise to any political office, just because you recognize their names! That's what the House of Representatives is for!

I was going to make a simple pun comment giving a hypothetical Get Out porn parody title, but then I realized: since porn has this really weird thing when it comes to race, and especially interracial sex, a Get Out porn parody could actually have the opportunity to be a really interesting satire of the industry. With…

Obviously it's a fool's game to speculate so far down the line, with so many assumptions (several of which I'm pretty sure won't happen), but I'd like to think the Dems won back the House and Pelosi as Speaker somehow assumed the Presidency after the impeachment/resignation of both Trump and Pence, she'd call for a…

It's like, you guys know you're supposed to make these big-industry pay-to-play deals under the table, right?

You might want to check out Brigador.

Okay, but if you ripped it out of Chris Carters hands and gave it to someone, you know, better, it could be really cool.

Is Small Wonder really the comparison they want to be making here?

Don't choose to be a victim! If you wear slutty, bread-shaped clothes, you deserve what you get!

But the movie makes it clear that, with the exception of Milton and possibly Marnie, the community is comprised of this new, 21st century breed of mutant racists that is actually think black people/minorities have it better than whites ("evils of affirmative action", "reverse racism", etc). It's not a stretch to think…

THEY ONLY CUT OUT PART OF THE BRAIN AAAAAAHHHHH IT ALL FITS

The "Does Anyone Actually Watch Those Movies" Corollary.

The "BFFs With The Writer/Director" Corollary

She's the only one that seems fully aware of the fucked-uppedness of the situation, but still happily goes along with it all.

The "Entire Series is a Riff On Slasher Movies, So You Can Play Around With Tropes However You Want, And If Jamie Kennedy Also Survived The Last Movie Then Obviously You're Going to Kill Him Instead" Corollary.

And eating the "coloreds" one at a time.

The "Series Turns Into An Action Movie" Corollary.

Yeah, but that's like seven movies and two decades later.