Except that mapo dofu only dates back to like 1950.

My Blue Heaven is more like a direct sequel: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Sonic & Knuckles (because Sonic 3 & Knuckles counts as 1.5)

I need to go make an old man eat a big bowl of Wesley Crusher episodes.

Damn. Way to restore my faith in public education.
(And Season 3 is underrated!)

Or, you know, Marco Polo.

just yooooouuuuuuu
aaand IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

The terms "dreamlike" and "dream logic" get bandied around a lot in film criticism, but Lynch is the only one I've seen who really nails it (though I sure there's some French New Wave person I've never heard of who's probably a master).

He was offered a spot in the X-Files revival, but turned it down. It was the smart move.

Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody… get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

ALF shouldn't talk.

"That cat"'s name was Salem! Because witches!

Shouldn't you be arguing it should be pronounced "Daveed"?

This is where our pop culture reference pools diverge. I like to think I'm channeling Phoenix Wright at the end one of the Ace Attorney games.

THAT WASN'T ON WOT NO ONE HERE SAW THAT

Objection!: You shouldn't be able to be smarter than a test, and you certainly shouldn't be put at a disadvantage for it. Further, an obscure piece of trivia can be picked up by anyone, and if it satisfies the clue it satisfies the clue. Your point is both flawed and immaterial.

Hypothetical Final Jeopardy Objection!
Statuary was quite popular during that time period. There are undoubtedly hundreds of potential correct responses to your version of the clue.

The lady who knew Veronica Mars lost. :(

But he KNOWS the SYSTEM!!

METAL SLUG ALL DAY