But when will I be able to buy Armageddon and Deep Impact in a similarly convenient combo package??

Too hot for network though. They'll have to put it on FX.
Hmm, I wonder what they'll have to bump…

Oh, Mylanta!

A BttF sequel/soft reboot would be pretty great though. What timeline fuckery resulted in us losing hoverboards and gaining President Biff Fucking Tannen??

Except then that opens up all kinds of alternate responses throughout the category.

I was starting to wonder if maybe all the Gao silhouettes were some kind of production issue? Like they couldn't get the actor for every episode so they just used a stand-in and had her dub in the lines?

People know, though. Just because it's archaic doesn't mean it's actually that old, just out of favor (more so than the average slur, anyway). It's apparently less than 100 years old, so there are certainly people alive who remember being called that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Theodore Geisel's middle name (and mothers' maiden name) is actually Seuss, pronounced "Zoice.” When he started using that as (one of) his penname(s), people kept saying "Süss", and he basically just went 'fine, whatever.' So the conventional pronunciation is correct, but there's a bit of a history to it and pedants…

Have you heard the Good News about ★HAMILTON★?

Oh god, this is gonna devolve into an argument over the correct pronunciation of "Dr. Seuss", isn't it?

Basically, no, but even if it was you don't have to pay a licensing fee for individual words like you do for music.

Once again, a contestant mispronounced Ayn Rand's name (it's not "Ann" Rand). As ever, Jeopardy! doesn't penalize for mispronunciation, and has at least one writer with an inexplicable fixation on the author.

Due to a disqus fuckup, a regular commentor (I'm thinking Dikachu or Scrawler?) stumbles onto a shadow AV Club on the Deep Web, where all the freelancers have been relegated to. Editor in Chief: Zodiac_MF.

Somewhere between incest and masturbation. But there is some debate:
http://www.cracked.com/blog…

I have enough faith in them not to cancel iZombie. That probably means I'll get my heart broken.

I believe Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was picked up - it was discussed in the Season Finale AVC review.

Oh, you don't know the half of it:
http://media.comicbook.com/…

The problem was putting all his eggs in the "42" basket. For redundancy, he really should have set up four alternate accounts, like Spider-Man did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Objection!
Canada geese are not human and hold no nationality.

That seemed so obvious I didn't even bother researching it. I assume "maypole dance" counted an event, and that's why the judges ruled the way they did.