This is the same universe as the Netflix shows, so… yeah, pretty much.

Still more intimidating than "the Sinister Syndicate." Look out Spidey, they're going to jack up your cable bill!

Alan Moore: "I could make this work."

You're forgetting the true power user option: having everyone you know edit the same GoogleDoc named "RealCoolChat".

Google Wave?

"She's not that Russian, Mom, she's my Russian. And she's Slovinian or something.

http://www.bluemaize.net/im…

I blame everyone who first saw a red velvet cake and thought "yes, this is acceptable."

Ah, okay, when you put it that way it makes sense. But that was still a really badly written clue.

I seriously thought Maggie's "one last thing" was going to be the painting Gregory was going on about, just because he was such a dick.

Jeopardy! Point of Order!
RECENT BESTSELLERS $600 Clue: In the May 1, 2016 N.Y. Times, this hero: "The Killing Joke" marked 200 weeks on the hardcover graphic bestseller list
Intended response: "Who is Batman?" (Trebek: "This hero was Batman!")
So, was the cluewriter having a stroke here? I'm well aware of Alan Moore's…

(This refers to a part of your comment that you seem to have removed, but since I went to the trouble of writing it out I'll post it anyway.)

No, they really don't. Google Fiber's site boasts "1,000 megabits per second". Verizon FIOS,"speeds as fast as 150Mbps". Simply Googling "bandwidth rates" brings up lists with kbit/s, Mbit/s, and Gbit/s - all multiples of bits, not bytes. Like I said, when was the last time you heard the term "byterate"? Take any of…

Interesting! Can anyone else who pronounces cot and caught differently corroborate this?

"Who was the first person killed in Pulp Fiction?"

The Quattron: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
Apparently while they did add a fourth sub-pixel (yellow), they didn't actually add a fourth primary color to the light that shines through the screen, meaning it's completely pointless. Plus there's the fact that no actual content has been created/broadcast that would support…

Speak for yourself - it still gives me the vapors just to think about it!

What about "aspiring astronaut"?

"Chicken butt", but I first heard it in high school where there was literally one girl who would say it, so maybe it's not as widespread as you think.

So how long before we have consumer-grade 20/10 tetrachromat ocular implants so that studios can start marketing SuperMegaUltraHD?