Counterpoint: Dreamworks

Well that stung.

He's kind of coming off as a Freddie Freeloader.

ARROOOOO

Objection!
I've been doing this for maybe a year.

Eh. I mean, I caught that, but it's not like one makes particularly more sense than the other. It was basically "famous violin for a water bearer." Maybe "Aquarius Stradivarius" makes slightly more sense, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"I don't care if no one ever gets the questions! We hitched our trailer to Crackle and we're going to keep mentioning it on our show until everyone watches it or we get cancelled! Trebek is ride or die!"

Isn't Sports Jeopardy! on Crackle?

Svengoolie - For the best of times

Try giving him a sword that is also a talking tiger head?
Or maybe just point out that flute-dagger-guy is the only one without a ranged weapon and everyone else has laser guns they only remember about roughly every five episodes or so.

WHITE RANGER HAS TIES TO RITA! SAD! CHECK OUT "GREEN WITH ENVY" TAPES AND PAST

Wait, Windows 2000 and Windows ME (Millennium) are different things?!

Does someone want to do a cost comparison of the NEA versus the costs incurred by Trump maintaining his New York penthouse, or his kids staying at crazy expensive hotels that require whole floors to be rented out to the Secret Service?

Turns out Colbert does a pretty good Maddow:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Jackson basically did that, but that was 18th-century*, agrarian America. But I guess it's all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you all concerned about an uprising?

So you're saying we should blame it on the bossa nova?

I should want to read and comment on AV Club reviews and articles.
I shouldn't want to carve "B+" into my arm.

Hormel Black Label Bacon

Linkin Park tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
Because they still didn't beat Nickleback.

Tonight Jeopardy! referenced a 2005 arc of Wonder Woman. That's pretty damn obscure, even if the clue itself was easy.