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The Statue of Liberty is sticking up out of the beach in Valyria? 

It definitely seems like Joffrey will be handled as in inside job.  Perhaps the Kingslayer will strike again? 
Tyrion seems like he could survive the fall of the Lannisters, since he has made it clear that he doesn't automatically back anything the rest of them do, and he actually built some goodwill with the Starks

He's the aptly named Sir Not Appearing In This Film

They'll get out when Bran notices the three insignia on Riker's collar.

I don't have a lot of sympathy for Sansa. Maybe it's lost in the adaptation to TV, but the only two states we've seen her in are bitchy/backstabbing/social climbing when she's protecting her status as Joffrey's betrothed, and then scared for herself when she realizes she's not safe from the kind of shit she saw him

One of my most hated internet species is the person who lives to freak out about spoilers.  Not legitimate, actual spoilers….the sort of "spoilers" where they deliberately go to a "Lost" fansite (just to give something extra-spoilerish as an example) and then complain when they read about something that had happened 2

It seems like an obvious psuedo-mystery that what the dragons need to eat is human flesh.  I mean, what else can it be if they're going to draw it out another episode or two? It's not like there's any point in building it up just to say "Oh, Chickens! Turns out that dragons eat chicken!"

Cersei was fine with Joffrey being a monster when he was a monster under her own control, but now….
Grandpa Lannister has made it clear that the family and family name is more important than any individual in the family, and he's also made it clear that he thinks Joffrey killing Ned was a colossal fuck up that could

John is going to turn out to be the offspring of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen.  Ned was more or less telling the truth when he said "You may not have my name, but you have my blood", but he had to hide John's parentage back when Robert was killing anyone in the Targaryen line (remember the discussion as Robert

Westeros is a village surrounded by woods in the modern world!