I, too, have paid teenagers to kick me.

Alternatively, … And Justice for All, in which he actually played an incompetent defense attorney.

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There's a "Thanks, Obama!" in here somewhere.

Look on the bright side: Pronounced that way, it has "urine" in it!

In the same genre, he was a deliciously evil Oxford don in one of the late episodes of Inspector Morse.  One of their most hate-able villains.

… yes, several

Didn't Bill have some alter egos as well?  Like the gay hairdresser?

Let's go back a bit older … the Maharincess of Franistan, anyone?

Fun fact: The two FBI agents (besides Donnie) in the "fuhgettaboutit" scene are then-unknowns Tim Blake Nelson and Paul Giamatti.

"You couldn't have found a nice Indian boy?!"

Don John, Aaron the Moor, and Iago are better examples, but I think Richard III fits as well, and maybe Macbeth (I'd have to re-read the play).  Coleridge's point isn't that they don't have ostensible reasons for doing what they do (Iago, who was Coleridge's premier example, is mad at being passed over for promotion,…

In fact, you might even say we just ate Shoshanna, and she's in our stomachs right now!

Girls, Lisa.  Boys kiss girls.

You can see how collapsed her career is at the Oscars next weekend.

Let's not forget Reese's "That would be telling" — The Prisoner shout out?

Assuming by "NAR" you mean Anika Noni Rose … she wasn't in this episode at all.

@avclub-56ae46005de507d3d4437c4ddd8ff1bc:disqus  is part of the conspiracy.  Run!

So much irony, this coming from Arthur Edens.

Coleridge defined a certain class of Shakespeare villains as possessing "motiveless malignity"; Urquhart is a blend of many of them, particularly Richard III.  There's quite a bit of Iago in him as well, and his wife is clearly a Lady Macbeth figure.