That was a clearly meant to be a joke … I'm still amazed anyone took it seriously.

Martin got his cocaine use out of the way when there were fewer tabloids around.

BAD WOLF

Wasn't she on a short-lived TV series about swingers in the '70s and the impact of that lifestyle on their children?

"Falstaffian" has become the spear version of "Rubenesque": A polite way to call someone fat.

Is the surgery a vasectomy?

As long as you've already seen Sleuth.

She was in Pitch Perfect.

Not counting, of course, the reanimated corpse of Vincent Price.

You and me both.

TIME magazine named his performance in JCVD the second best of the year, after Ledger's Joker.

Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die Blechtrommel, the Cook on Alice

… and also Alain Resnais's Mon Oncle d'Amerique, which was a huge influence of my choice of profession.

Except that both men and women have breast nipples.

So where was the awkwardness?

Raiders of the Lost Ark ftw

I also didn't see Carrie Snodgress in The Fury.

Am I the only child of the '90s who immediately thought of "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"?

There's a Duchamp reference in there somewhere.

That was far and away one of my favorite books growing up.  I wrote a college admissions essay about it.