The Hollow Men

Following the example of Kim Jong-un and his buddy, Vladimir Putin, along with dictators throughout history, Trump wanted a military-style parade down Pennsylvania Avenue for the inauguration.

The Times stand by their story. In the linked article criticism is partially based on a press release issued by Perry. I would bet dollars to donuts it was not written by him, and it is possible he didn't even see it.

Also, to be fair, Rick Perry will never remember anything pertaining to the DoE unless it is pinned to his wrist along with his address so he doesn't get lost (again).

That's Governmentainment for you!

Whatever it is, I'm against it!

Ridiculous fact:

Oops…! I Did It Again!

Last one (absolutely, positively) but it's the best:

OK, I lied (but at least I admit it!) Never ask for ideas when I'm around.

Not before Todd Rundgren.

Last one, promise:

Two things, it can be.

It's a bear dance!

(Not fishing for upvotes) here's another:

He's getting ready to move into the Trump Bunker once things go entirely to shit.

Lies and the Lying Liars who Love Lying and Like to Lie

Column name: The Road To Nowhere

Famous Quotes From Inaugural Addresses (or, who we are is who we will continue to be… we hope)