Does Perfectly Square-Headed Jake count? They met at the hospital.

That made them even.

I'm not white or American and I grew up poor as shit yet I managed to enjoy Ayn Rand's books in high school quite a bit.

Glenn isn't white. Or doesn't he 'count'?

That 'Lolita' trailer was the shittiest, most irritating thing I've watched. "Lolita! Lolita! LOLITA! YA YA YA YA LO-LO-LOLITA!" go fuck yourself.

Don't forget Minnie McSkinny and Tina Two Kids.

I'm curious, did you just take an architecture class or did you actually major in it? Because architects aren't the ones who decided whether fire protection gets installed or not. Nor are they the ones who decide what the budget of a particular contract will be. They decide what the building looks like, and then the…

Are you kidding me? He's an architect, not an engineer. He should be LOVING form over function. They fucking love themselves some useless cantilevers, 'flowing organic shapes', glass curtain walls everywhere, cool 'structural' elements that do nothing. Of course, they'd never admit that those components are completely…

Ah yes, Charlemange, the Frankish emperor of eating things.

Thanks for the implicit permission but too bad you suck!

Muttonchops?

Secretary of that South American Turkish prison.

It's "sleight-of-hand", not "slight". Nice editing.

I've got Robin's bundle for you right here

The correct response is "Duh and/or hello"

They meant buttplug with a tail.You know, like when fetishists dress up their girls like horses.

No, her father is Serbian, hence her last name.

Hipsters, how do they work
Isn't that their thing? To set up something and have everyone like it, and the very instant they do, BAM! Backlash.