@ 3rd prize

Ed Emberly would drink like 4 bottles of night train a day.

he should sing drift away as i heard he is ADOBE gray fan.

I'm with buttholes for eyes is the best thing I'll read today, and would make a great t-shirt.

same with your face.

Flaming Moe day.

There's rumors of a Replacements reunion at next year's lollapalooza, which would be 20 years after they played their last concert which was in Grant Park as well. Think of the synchronicity!

The Hammer
Had 2 f-bombs and got an R. Really odd.

CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT IT TIP!!???!! BLACK AND WHITE LIKE THIS!!???!!

Get the Harlem Globetrotters involved.