I decided to take a trip through the Cruiserweight Anthology collection on the WWE Network this weekend. This is what happened when I got to the Jung Dragons/3 Count ladder match.

If Vesuvius blows again, which is possible (though very unlikely to happen anytime soon), you'll see it for yourself with Naples.

He has a unique contract with LU that could allow him to leave for WWE, and there's said to be mutual interest. However, if he was coming in imminently, he probably wouldn't have taken the BOLA booking for September, so if he is headed back, he probably won't arrive for a while.

That's the only way this can be bearable.

I believe that at the tapings, the Authors did beat down Alpha after the match, but it was edited off the broadcast, presumably because Alpha is getting called up next week and the main roster folks don't want the NXT bookers building to a match that isn't actually going to happen.

That's likely related to the CWC, which starts airing this week.

On Twitter, he wished them luck with their massacre.

The sequence when Broken Matt is deliriously mowing Jeff's lawn is perhaps the greatest moment in the history of the business. "Fuck yo' lawn, Brother Neeeero!"

He hangs out with Mojo Rawley to make himself seem endearing by comparison.

The title refers to Helloween playing the black-tie event, obviously.

Years of my research (non-peer-reviewed, the snobs) has determined the DQ chicken strip basket to be the best hot food to eat while driving. Everything included is finger food, and they smartly put it in a box, so even if you're using dipping sauces or the gravy, it won't make a mess all over the seat or your clothes.…

It was more of a commentary on the fact that CMLL did a 16-man Mexico vs. the world elimination match on Friday night, and apparently someone in WWE actually DOES pay attention to that stuff.

I don't disagree with any of this, but the problem is that nobody watches Impact from week to week, and they need stuff like THE FINAL DELETION to get people to tune in and get a taste of the promotion. That's more or less the entire point of this. There's nobody in TNA that needs to be doing this less than the…

Those guys aren't compelling anyone to watch the show, though. Matt Hardy is busting his ass trying to get eyeballs on Impact, and if someone tunes in tonight for THE FINAL DELETION, sees those guys, likes them, and decides to watch next week, it did its job.

Every time I eat Sonic (usually while on a road trip, in the absence of a Dairy Queen where I can get a chicken strip basket), I feel like I swallowed a pint of battery acid within about 15 minutes. So no, it is not good food.

Also, both Lucha Dragons were born in the U.S.

A short time ago, you could have purchased all three of these albums for like $12 total in one of those Original Album Classics boxes, and they were ubiquitous in used bins. These appear to be straight reissues necessitated by a label change.

His hair is absolutely magnificent.

I'm currently rewatching the entire run of Justified and watching the current season of Peaky Blinders, so I've had a weird mashup of "Long Hard Times to Come" and "Red Right Hand" absolutely stuck in my head for the last week or so.

Since then, WWE has allegedly become gravely concerned about his past, such that they're not planning on bringing him in anytime soon. They don't want kids looking him up on Wiki and finding out that he's smoked weed in the past. Meanwhile, Roman Reigns is going to be in the main event of the next PPV.