He's always been a straight-up babyface, though. He's the one who got dicked over in the match on Sunday (when the Uso pulled the ref out after the Styles Clash on the chair). Roman was the heel in that feud to anyone with common sense and human empathy, although Vince thinks a guy being a bully is a babyface, so…

MST was long gone by the time ECW showed up in 2006.

Eh. Joel's stand-up was thunderously unfunny too (in my opinion, of course—I'm not a fan of prop comedy). The thing is, this ain't stand-up, and with Kalan as head writer, it'll be funny, guaranteed. Relax.

OHM is a fusion band, not a metal band.

OHM is a fusion band, so if he was into that Gene Krupa shit, he was probably good going out like this.

An acquaintance of mine was there. It sounds like it was an awful scene.

Unless AJ is getting written off to deal with an injury or something, this booking makes very little sense. I have a hard time watching them squander his ability like this. I mean, sure, there was no way he was going over Roman, but he made him look like a zillion bucks, and he deserves better than this.

Swagger is going to be a huge star in Japan. I wouldn't be shocked if he ends up getting really good really fast, too.

That's not necessarily true. He's 39 and has already started transitioning to the next phase in his life (acting and hosting gigs); if he wasn't already starting to implement an exit strategy I'd be shocked.

It's likely a combination of Singer deciding it's good enough and Lawrence becoming a much squeakier wheel.

I think they made a suit for her this time so that she wouldn't have to spend as much time in makeup, since she's been bitching about this since time immemorial.

Yeah, she wasn't remotely as well known when they did First Class. She'd done Winter's Bone but not much else. After First Class, she got the Hunger Games gig and became a much, much bigger star.

It could, but it doesn't typically run original scripted shows in the summer. I get the feeling the network's budget just doesn't allow it.

I doubt the CW is going to kill anything on this schedule early enough to bring iZombie off the bench early enough to have time for 22. It usually at least airs what it orders.

I certainly wouldn't get my hopes up for Snart or Rory coming back for season 2, given their other commitments for next year.

Nobody ever says on their deathbed that they wish they'd had less sex.

I was waiting for the Archer erection sound effect.

It's on both Greatest Hits 2 (as track 1) and The Essential Journey. It's considered one of their best once you get past the obvious hits.

The girl I was dating when Fall Out Boy was just getting famous wanted me to come over and watch a FOB concert with her. She was really into it, which was fine—until she said, "They're really good players, aren't they?" And I was faced with a moral quandary. She knew damn well that I'd been playing guitar, bass and…

I think Foreigner only had one ex-Crimson member (Ian McDonald). You may be adding in Boz Burrell, who was a founding member of Bad Company (who, as Mr. Berry points out below, was the band that was on Swan Song).