@IdiotKing is right, y'all. Ease up.

::kicks lighter and box of Cubans under bed:: *Sighs* So much for showing off my party trick…

Private, verbose account: @strayfarce

I, for one,
welcome our new robot etc etc….

That's because they're all cryogenically frozen and stored in a temperature-controlled hangar in between films. These aren't real people.

another added thought: I never really took these guys for "country". I assumed they were indie folk/rock.

Well done, Nathan!
/brown-nosing

FLOPBAGS??!! FLOPBAGS!!

Deepthroat?
Sounds more like Cutthroat to me. *Sighs*

*goes down….the list*

Trollops in the Trailer Park?
did someone already comment this?

no, I can definitely see that as a possibility, or at least a copycat. I was racking my brain trying to remember if Dexter had told Trinity about his past of being discovered in a storage container in a pool of blood. Trinity is a neat freak and a huge bloody mess was left. Anyone could've read the details of…

"We must have waffles! We must have waffles forthwith!"

He could've made Steel Magnolias look good. As Truvy. #FREEPASS

So, um, take THAT Ms. O'Donnell

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fap fap fap fap fap (at the Coen Brothers! God!)

Thank you, Tired. Also, that's not the microphone, you're talking into the end of my dick.

As much as I'd love to see Dexter continue for several more seasons (I effing love this show), unless the children are threatened or the sister is (again? how many times are they going to put her in danger?), the viewers stand the possibility of losing any vested interest in Dexter's motivations. Rita's gone. They…

(Background: I was told over beers I should start commenting on all his posts and start the first AVC Todd VanDerWerff fan club).

HA
Happy now? I commented on your article AND I got firsties.