White: Julianne Moore
Blonde: Riki Lindhome
Orange: Gillian Jacobs
Pink: Lauren Lapkus
Brown: Tig Nataro
Blue: Rachael Dratch
Jo: Jane Lynch
Nice Girl Edna: Amy Schumer

Heh heh heh I never would've thought of that.

When I first read "a lad of seven and ten years" I thought he meant he was two different ages,

Peter Griffin is the first name that came to mind, and he's not even on the list.

It's kinda cool to see a talented young comedian rise through the ranks (this is happening a lot with professional wrestlers, recently). Go Lauren!

Holy Cow! I had on crush on that random Snickers girl long before I knew who Lauren Lapkus was!

Take out your diiiick

Thank You! And I joined relatively recently!

Cat in the Hat for the GBA, Simpson's Road Rage, and Yu-Gi-Oh World Championship Tournament 2004 are the one's I can think of off the top of my head.

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And that scene where the bully and Bijou Phillips are pouring candle wax on each other

Yeah, the only relatively well-known Playmate from the last 15 years I can name off the top of my head is Sara Underwood

And even Independence Day isn't really that great!

"I have no legs! I have no legs!"

I have to personally stop and say this is one of my favorite AV Club posts.

I truly believe that Goofy Movie has the best songs of any Disney movie (Mulan is a close second): After Today, Stand Out, On the Open Road, Nobody Else But You, and I 2 I are ALL great songs. Plus it also has High Hopes, Stayin' Alive, and Ride of the Valkeries.

DKC 2 is the only (good) videogame I've ever gotten 100% completion on, so I need it to exist.

If they did the WAR statistic for movies (Wins Above Replacement—replacing Player X with someone completely average), Franco for Spring Breakers might be one of the highest ever.

I've been to Jordan to play basketball before, I had no idea the Big Black song "Jordan, Minnesota" was actually in reference to something.

Probably has the funniest sex scene in film history (the pool one)